Post by Tsuchikage Hirosho on Jan 31, 2008 19:48:34 GMT
Name :: Shinsaichi Hirosho. Alternatively spelt/said Hiroshou/Hiroto/Hirotou. But he prefers Tsuchikage-sama.
Age :: Twenty five.
Gender :: Male.
Birth Village/land :: Iwagakure.
Rank :: Tsuchikage
Personality :: Well, you’ll have to pardon my French but the first words that could ever come into mind about Hirosho’s personality are ‘complete bastard’. He’s, basically, ‘not a very nice person’. It can be hard, sometimes, to help manage intervillage relations when you’re of the very firm opinion that every single other village is inferior. For example, instead of ‘Kusakage’, you might hear him accidentally (-on-purpose) say ‘Kusokage’ (‘s*** shadow’). His own language might also leave a little bit to be desired, as he has quite bad manners when he doesn’t have to pretend. However, he is very good at pretending – when he has to – because he spends most of his time being two-faced and lying through his teeth (but he’s not as opaque as he’d like to be). He’s a bit of a pervert though, but possibly his one truly redeeming quality would be that he doesn’t ever touch people inappropriately. Mostly because he won’t touch anyone at all unless it’s in violence. He has somewhat of a phobia of intimacy. But he hides it well enough, except when someone brushes past him unexpectedly. He will not explain himself for his overreaction to these situations, however, because the one thing he hates more than anything else is weakness.
The thing is, he’s a good guy at heart. You just have to dig all the way to his heart to get there, and he doesn’t usually leave a good impression on people. He’s not the most formal of people, and likes giving people ‘cute’ nicknames, even the Kusakage (he prefers for others to call himself ‘Tsuchikage-sama’, however, because he has somewhat of an ego problem). Tsunade-sama will forever be Tsutsu-chan, no matter how many times he gets slapped. He’s not the most formal of guys, either, but then again, people from Iwa generally aren’t. For more random information about him: he loves ramen and other noodles (so whenever he has to go to Konohakagure, you can bet he’ll visit the Ichiraku Ramen stand at least once), cute girls and good tea (preferably herbal). He dislikes education systems where no one is taught how to make good tea, and also when he has to sit around for ages listening to boring stuff that doesn’t concern him. He won’t eat plums. Also, he dislikes getting slapped for staring too long at some Kages who don’t know how low their top is and therefore that it is impossible not to stare. As said before, he has a phobia of people getting physically close to him. He freaks out in crowds a lot.
Appearance :: His hair is a sort of dirty brown that, in some lights, could be considered more of a golden or bronze brown. It’s quite short, just past chin length, and cut so that it does not look like a ‘bob cut’. He’s very vain, seriously. And there’s always that one piece of hair that thinks it’s a fringe even though Hirosho doesn’t have a fringe. Just one piece of hair that thinks he does… His eyes are a steely blue and practically have an inch of eyeliner around them every day. He usually wears green or brown (out of pride for his country, duh – and because it looks good on him) with three quarter length black trousers. His fishnet shirt is always over his main shirt. If he has to do some Kage business, sometimes he’ll make an effort to look smart. He’s never seen without a necklace with thick black string and a small ‘angular sphere’ (aka, it was meant to be a sphere, but getting it circular was too hard to do, so it’s got a few more edges than a sphere’s meant to have) of topaz. He has no tattoos and no piercings (he finds piercings to be quite vulgar, and doesn’t know why some villages consider it fashionable to display a self-inflicted wound), but he has a quite noticeable burn scar over his neck.
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Powers :: His preferred method of battle is defensive ninjutsu – mostly all earth based. He’s definitely more than passable in taijutsu though – you have to be, don’t you? He tried to learn more genjutsu, to become better rounded, but it hurts his head. Weapon use is hard too, but he once learnt a ceremonial sword routine. But that’s useless in fighting, unless your opponent can be impressed to death.
Jutsus :: The jutsus he uses are nearly all ones that he has developed himself, or have been passed on to him from his parents. His main one is ‘jinkoujishin no jutsu’ (artificial earthquake technique) which basically starts to shake the earth and (though he doesn’t go around shouting ‘PHASE TWO ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE SPIDER STYLE’ or whatever) it basically has three stages. ‘One’, if he were to call it that (and he doesn’t, unless he’s on a powertrip or wants to try and intimidate the opponent a little by counting up his stages), would be simply be to start to move the earth enough so that it’s hard to keep a footing and it will cause avalanches if in a location where that’s possible at all. ‘Two’ would be going deeper into the earth and therefore making the earthquake a hell of a lot more serious, and practically impossible to stay on the ground without breaking a leg or two. If things can fall down on top of you, they’re gonna fall on top of you.
‘Three’ actually gets a separate name (‘resshin no jutsu’ - which means 'disastrous earthquake technique') and is when he affects the earth so much that he actually creates temporary new plate tectonics which start to quickly move (and much more powerfully than either stage of the jinkoujishin no jutsu) on their own. Though it takes a hell of a lot of chakra to do this, it needs no more chakra to maintain it, as the earth is basically moving for him. However. it would take more chakra than he’d have left at this point to get it to stop. It’s basically suicide to stay on the ‘battlefield’ after Hirosho has used resshin no jutsu. It was this technique that killed the last Tsuchikage, and gave him that title.
All his other jutsus are basically just little helpful survival tricks he’s learnt along the way, but as said before, they’re mostly defensive jutsus.
History :: There are probably three most noteable events in his life. His birth, his second girlfriend and his becoming Tsuchikage. He was born to the lovely Ni Aiko and the also lovely Shinsaichi Saburou. His family when growing up consisted of his mother and her boyfriend and his father and his boyfriend. Nothing else happened much until he was about twelve, when he passed his genin test and got his second girlfriend (his first one was at ten years old and lasted two weeks before he got bored), his teammate Ume. After three weeks, they went on about their fifth mission together as a team. It just so happened that a missing nin HAD to choose that time to be running from their village. Hirosho doesn’t know who this nin was, because his twelve year old self didn’t think to memorise the guy’s appearance. The long and short of it is that the guy must have panicked or something because instantly Hirosho, his captain and the other male shinobi all found themselves dodging thrown shuriken.
Ume didn’t. One of the shuriken hit her square in the back, ripping right through her chest and ribs to be visible from the other side. Dead instantly, her body fell onto Hirosho, and he was holding his girlfriend’s corpse. The event caused him to pretty much withdraw from his village until his jinkoujishin no jutsu had been more or less perfected, with a break for the chuunin exam. At nineteen years old, he successfully became a jounin. At twenty three, he realised that he wasn’t going anywhere in his life and, after a crazy thought occurred to him, decided to challenge the Tsuchikage, with the Kage position on the line. It was not an undone thing, but no one had succeeded. Hirosho doesn’t know why he succeeded when others had not, but he just figures that he must be an amazing shinobi, and doesn’t worry about it much. Why would he? He killed the previous Tsuchikage and now he is the Kage. He couldn’t be happier. It would be a lie if he said he still thought about his old girlfriend, and another lie if he said he always even remembered her face and name. But after holding her bleeding corpse, he now physically can’t deal with close physical proximity. He wants to change this, but he hasn’t found anyone special enough to help him to overcome it. He doubts he will, and therefore doubts that he’ll ever lose his virginity. Do not bring up the subject. He will kill you.
Nindo :: “A dead enemy cannot harm you.”
Age :: Twenty five.
Gender :: Male.
Birth Village/land :: Iwagakure.
Rank :: Tsuchikage
Personality :: Well, you’ll have to pardon my French but the first words that could ever come into mind about Hirosho’s personality are ‘complete bastard’. He’s, basically, ‘not a very nice person’. It can be hard, sometimes, to help manage intervillage relations when you’re of the very firm opinion that every single other village is inferior. For example, instead of ‘Kusakage’, you might hear him accidentally (-on-purpose) say ‘Kusokage’ (‘s*** shadow’). His own language might also leave a little bit to be desired, as he has quite bad manners when he doesn’t have to pretend. However, he is very good at pretending – when he has to – because he spends most of his time being two-faced and lying through his teeth (but he’s not as opaque as he’d like to be). He’s a bit of a pervert though, but possibly his one truly redeeming quality would be that he doesn’t ever touch people inappropriately. Mostly because he won’t touch anyone at all unless it’s in violence. He has somewhat of a phobia of intimacy. But he hides it well enough, except when someone brushes past him unexpectedly. He will not explain himself for his overreaction to these situations, however, because the one thing he hates more than anything else is weakness.
The thing is, he’s a good guy at heart. You just have to dig all the way to his heart to get there, and he doesn’t usually leave a good impression on people. He’s not the most formal of people, and likes giving people ‘cute’ nicknames, even the Kusakage (he prefers for others to call himself ‘Tsuchikage-sama’, however, because he has somewhat of an ego problem). Tsunade-sama will forever be Tsutsu-chan, no matter how many times he gets slapped. He’s not the most formal of guys, either, but then again, people from Iwa generally aren’t. For more random information about him: he loves ramen and other noodles (so whenever he has to go to Konohakagure, you can bet he’ll visit the Ichiraku Ramen stand at least once), cute girls and good tea (preferably herbal). He dislikes education systems where no one is taught how to make good tea, and also when he has to sit around for ages listening to boring stuff that doesn’t concern him. He won’t eat plums. Also, he dislikes getting slapped for staring too long at some Kages who don’t know how low their top is and therefore that it is impossible not to stare. As said before, he has a phobia of people getting physically close to him. He freaks out in crowds a lot.
Appearance :: His hair is a sort of dirty brown that, in some lights, could be considered more of a golden or bronze brown. It’s quite short, just past chin length, and cut so that it does not look like a ‘bob cut’. He’s very vain, seriously. And there’s always that one piece of hair that thinks it’s a fringe even though Hirosho doesn’t have a fringe. Just one piece of hair that thinks he does… His eyes are a steely blue and practically have an inch of eyeliner around them every day. He usually wears green or brown (out of pride for his country, duh – and because it looks good on him) with three quarter length black trousers. His fishnet shirt is always over his main shirt. If he has to do some Kage business, sometimes he’ll make an effort to look smart. He’s never seen without a necklace with thick black string and a small ‘angular sphere’ (aka, it was meant to be a sphere, but getting it circular was too hard to do, so it’s got a few more edges than a sphere’s meant to have) of topaz. He has no tattoos and no piercings (he finds piercings to be quite vulgar, and doesn’t know why some villages consider it fashionable to display a self-inflicted wound), but he has a quite noticeable burn scar over his neck.
Picture ::
Powers :: His preferred method of battle is defensive ninjutsu – mostly all earth based. He’s definitely more than passable in taijutsu though – you have to be, don’t you? He tried to learn more genjutsu, to become better rounded, but it hurts his head. Weapon use is hard too, but he once learnt a ceremonial sword routine. But that’s useless in fighting, unless your opponent can be impressed to death.
Jutsus :: The jutsus he uses are nearly all ones that he has developed himself, or have been passed on to him from his parents. His main one is ‘jinkoujishin no jutsu’ (artificial earthquake technique) which basically starts to shake the earth and (though he doesn’t go around shouting ‘PHASE TWO ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE SPIDER STYLE’ or whatever) it basically has three stages. ‘One’, if he were to call it that (and he doesn’t, unless he’s on a powertrip or wants to try and intimidate the opponent a little by counting up his stages), would be simply be to start to move the earth enough so that it’s hard to keep a footing and it will cause avalanches if in a location where that’s possible at all. ‘Two’ would be going deeper into the earth and therefore making the earthquake a hell of a lot more serious, and practically impossible to stay on the ground without breaking a leg or two. If things can fall down on top of you, they’re gonna fall on top of you.
‘Three’ actually gets a separate name (‘resshin no jutsu’ - which means 'disastrous earthquake technique') and is when he affects the earth so much that he actually creates temporary new plate tectonics which start to quickly move (and much more powerfully than either stage of the jinkoujishin no jutsu) on their own. Though it takes a hell of a lot of chakra to do this, it needs no more chakra to maintain it, as the earth is basically moving for him. However. it would take more chakra than he’d have left at this point to get it to stop. It’s basically suicide to stay on the ‘battlefield’ after Hirosho has used resshin no jutsu. It was this technique that killed the last Tsuchikage, and gave him that title.
All his other jutsus are basically just little helpful survival tricks he’s learnt along the way, but as said before, they’re mostly defensive jutsus.
History :: There are probably three most noteable events in his life. His birth, his second girlfriend and his becoming Tsuchikage. He was born to the lovely Ni Aiko and the also lovely Shinsaichi Saburou. His family when growing up consisted of his mother and her boyfriend and his father and his boyfriend. Nothing else happened much until he was about twelve, when he passed his genin test and got his second girlfriend (his first one was at ten years old and lasted two weeks before he got bored), his teammate Ume. After three weeks, they went on about their fifth mission together as a team. It just so happened that a missing nin HAD to choose that time to be running from their village. Hirosho doesn’t know who this nin was, because his twelve year old self didn’t think to memorise the guy’s appearance. The long and short of it is that the guy must have panicked or something because instantly Hirosho, his captain and the other male shinobi all found themselves dodging thrown shuriken.
Ume didn’t. One of the shuriken hit her square in the back, ripping right through her chest and ribs to be visible from the other side. Dead instantly, her body fell onto Hirosho, and he was holding his girlfriend’s corpse. The event caused him to pretty much withdraw from his village until his jinkoujishin no jutsu had been more or less perfected, with a break for the chuunin exam. At nineteen years old, he successfully became a jounin. At twenty three, he realised that he wasn’t going anywhere in his life and, after a crazy thought occurred to him, decided to challenge the Tsuchikage, with the Kage position on the line. It was not an undone thing, but no one had succeeded. Hirosho doesn’t know why he succeeded when others had not, but he just figures that he must be an amazing shinobi, and doesn’t worry about it much. Why would he? He killed the previous Tsuchikage and now he is the Kage. He couldn’t be happier. It would be a lie if he said he still thought about his old girlfriend, and another lie if he said he always even remembered her face and name. But after holding her bleeding corpse, he now physically can’t deal with close physical proximity. He wants to change this, but he hasn’t found anyone special enough to help him to overcome it. He doubts he will, and therefore doubts that he’ll ever lose his virginity. Do not bring up the subject. He will kill you.
Nindo :: “A dead enemy cannot harm you.”
